Okay, let’s get real for a sec. Who else has ugly-cried in a Target parking lot because their oat milk latte wasn’t ~aEsThEtIc~ enough for the ’gram? 🙋♀️ Raise your hand, no judgment…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – who else has cried over a kale smoothie? 🙋♀️ Two years ago, I was that girl: meticulously weighing avocado slices, Instagramming CleanEating posts, and genuinely believing happiness came…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. Remember that time I tried “hot girl walking” wearing jeans because influencers said it was chic? Spoiler: chafing happened. 😅 Today I’m spilling the tea on fitness routines…
Read moreOkay, spill the green juice—how many of you rolled out of bed this morning and immediately felt like you were starring in your own personal zombie apocalypse? 🧟♀️ No judgment, babes. Let’s just…
Read moreOkay confession time: I used to be that girl who’d have a full existential crisis because Starbucks spelled my name wrong. 🙃 You know the vibe – constantly overthinking, mentally replaying awkward conversations…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – did anyone else’s “self-care Sunday” recently involve staring at that pile of dishes while crying into a cold latte? 🙃 That was me three months ago, until…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I used to wake up like a startled raccoon 🦝 – scrambling for coffee while mentally drafting apology texts for the 3 AM “u up?” memes I’d sent my group…
Read moreOkay, confession time: I used to think “self-care” was code for “people who own too many Himalayan salt lamps.” 🙈 Then came the Tuesday I cried over burnt toast, texted my ex’s mom…
Read moreOkay ladies, real talk time 👀 I was standing in the grocery line yesterday, staring at a magazine cover screaming “SELF-CARE = BATH SALTS!” while my toddler tried to lick the conveyor belt….
Read moreLet me paint you a picture: it’s 10:32 AM on a Tuesday, and I’m debating whether to attend my Zoom call in pajamas or yesterday’s leggings. The coffee’s cold, my cat’s judging my…
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