Okay girl, let’s get real. Last winter I became that person – you know, the one who eats cold pizza for breakfast while watching ASMR vacuum cleaning videos? π My “personal growth” consisted…
Read moreOkay, confession time: I used to think productivity meant chaining myself to a desk with 17 espresso shots until my eyeballs vibrated. Then I burned out harder than a birthday candle at a…
Read moreOkay, letβs get real β who else has ugly-cried into their oat milk latte while doomscrolling through ThatGirl morning routines? πβοΈβ Last year, I hit peak “hot mess” status: panic attacks during Zoom…
Read moreOkay, real talkβwhen was the last time you actually looked at your living room? I mean really looked? π For me, it happened during a Zoom call when my colleague casually asked, “Is…
Read moreOkay, real talk: When my bestie walked into my apartment last month and said, “Babe, your space smells like stress and abandoned Amazon packages,” I knew it was time to address the elephant…
Read moreOkay girlies, letβs get real. I nearly spit out my oat milk latte yesterday when a teenager at the coffee shop called me “ma’am.” Maβam. As if Iβve suddenly morphed into a Victorian-era…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you ugly-cried in the shower then scrolled TikTok for 3 hours to feel better? πβοΈ No judgment here. Last month, I accidentally burned dinner and…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you sat down with your thoughts and didnβt immediately reach for your phone? π§ For me, it was approximatelyβ¦ checks notesβ¦ never. Until I accidentally…
Read moreOkay real talk β who else used to treat Sundays like a pre-Monday panic attack? πβοΈ Raise your hand if youβve ever spent the “day of rest” doom-scrolling work emails, cramming forgotten chores,…
Read moreOkay babes, letβs get real β who here has ever used a hair straightener to iron a shirt collar at 7 AM? πβοΈ [dramatic pause] Donβt worry, your secretβs safe with me. Today…
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