You know that moment when your cat becomes your most attentive coworker? 🐱💻 Mine currently sits on my keyboard judging my Excel skills while I’m wearing yesterday’s sweatpants. Welcome to my “glamorous” remote…
Read moreOkay, real talk: When was the last time you canceled plans to binge-watch Netflix in pajamas without guilt-tripping yourself? ✨ If your answer is “never,” darling, we need to chat. Let me confess…
Read moreOkay, let me set the scene: Last Tuesday, I found myself staring at a moldy coffee mug while wearing mismatched socks, my unread texts hitting triple digits. My bullet journal looked like a…
Read moreLet me tell you about the day I rage-quit my own closet. Picture this: me, 11 AM, late for brunch, drowning in 7 nearly-identical striped shirts while my favorite jeans played hide-and-seek. That’s…
Read moreLook, I’ll admit it: last Tuesday, I cried in the Trader Joe’s frozen aisle. Between my toddler throwing organic cauliflower rice at strangers and my boss Slack-bombing me about a “quick” 10 PM…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you actually felt rested? Like, truly, deeply not-on-the-verge-of-a-meltdown rested? For me, it was approximately… never. 😅 I used to think self-care meant chugging matcha lattes…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you peed without scrolling? 🚽📱 (Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with me.) Let’s face it—we’re all guilty of mindlessly doomscrolling while pretending to “multitask.” But…
Read moreOkay honey, let’s get real – did you wake up today feeling like a soggy teabag that’s been steeped in existential dread? ☕️😩 Same. Three months ago, I was the human equivalent of…
Read moreOkay, let’s paint a relatable scene: It’s 8 PM. I’m standing in the cereal aisle at Target, holding my third latte of the day, when it hits me—Did I reschedule the pediatrician appointment?…
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