Okay, let’s get real for a sec. Ever catch yourself doomscrolling through someone’s Bali vacation pics while eating cold pizza in your pajamas? 🙃 No? Just me? Cool, cool. But seriously, social media…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else wakes up feeling like they’ve been hit by a truck named “Adulting”? 🚛💥 For years, my mornings looked like this: snooze button warfare, frantic coffee chugging, and mentally…
Read moreOkay, real talk: How many of you have ever said “yes” to something while screaming “NOOOOO” inside your head? 🙋♀️ raises both hands while spilling matcha latte Last week, my overcommitted life reached…
Read moreOkay, let me set the scene: It’s 2 AM, I’m standing in my kitchen wearing a blazer over pajamas, eating cold pizza while crying over an Excel sheet. My cat judges me from…
Read moreSo there I was, sipping my third oat milk latte ☕️, staring at a Slack message that said “ASAP!!!” in all caps for the 12th time that week, when my left eyelid started…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec – who else has a “floordrobe” that rivals their actual wardrobe? 🙋♀️ No? Just me? Cool, cool. Sips lukewarm coffee from under yesterday’s cereal bowl avalanche….
Read moreOkay, real talk: Last week at my local coffee shop, a woman stopped me mid-oat-milk-latte-sip to say, “You look so strong.” Not “You look thin,” not “Have you lost weight?” Strong. Let me…
Read moreOkay, let’s start with full transparency: I killed a cactus last month. A cactus. The plant that thrives on neglect. Meanwhile, my Instagram feed insists I should be acing sourdough baking, hosting immaculate…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I accidentally poured orange juice into my coffee and texted my boss “love you” instead of “noted.” That’s when I realized: my brain had officially become a…
Read moreYou know that moment when you’re halfway through your oat milk latte, doom-scrolling through Instagram, and suddenly everyone’s life looks like a Pinterest board? ✨ Triathlete moms! CEOs with 12-step skincare routines! Women…
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