Okay, let’s get messy for a sec. Raise your hand if you’ve ever… – Panic-deleted your banking app notifications 🙋♀️ – Treated credit cards like Monopoly money 🃏 – Googled “how to adult”…
Read moreOkay, real talk: did anyone else’s pelvic floor become public enemy 1 after giving birth? 🙋♀️ Let’s skip the Instagram-perfect “bounce back” nonsense and talk about how growing humans rewired my entire understanding…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. Two years ago, I was binge-watching The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel while secretly crafting handmade candles at 2 AM. Today? I’m signing wholesale contracts between Zoom calls and therapy…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – who else has ugly-cried into a pint of vegan ice cream while binge-watching insert generic rom-com here only to realize you’re low-key jealous of the protagonist’s ability to…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. 🙌 Remember that time I posted a TikTok about my “perfect solo date night” and got 47 DMs saying “But don’t you get lonely?!” 🙃 Honey, let me…
Read moreOkay, real talk: When my BFF texted “Girl, what are you doing tonight?” last Friday, I replied: “Marinating chicken thighs and debating Nietzsche with my houseplants.” 🌿🍷 Cue the “you’re weird” sticker storm….
Read morePicture this: me, 3 AM, surrounded by half-empty coffee mugs ✨, highlighting a “Productivity Bible” with my last functional brain cell. That’s when my laptop literally cried (condensation under the keyboard, but poetic,…
Read moreOkay babes, let me tell you about the time I accidentally became a woo-woo meditation convert while just trying to fix my bad posture. 🙃 Remember that phase when everyone was buying those…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real 👇 Who else has stood in front of the mirror picking apart their body before a big event? 🙋♀️ I used to have full-on arguments with my reflection:…
Read more