You know that awkward moment when your partner says “We need to talk” and your soul temporarily leaves your body? ☕️ Same, girl. Last week, I nearly drowned my caramel macchiato when my…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. Last Thursday night, I found myself staring at my phone screen like a medieval peasant deciphering ancient runes. Why? Because a guy I’d been texting for weeks sent:…
Read moreLet me confess something: I showed up to my first yoga class wearing socks with cartoon avocados on them 🥑. Not because I’m quirky, but because I’d confused “zen vibes” with “comfy vibes.”…
Read moreOkay, confession time: I used to be the queen of sad desk salads. You know the drill—throwing limp greens into a Tupperware while scrolling through emails, shoveling food into my mouth like it’s…
Read moreOkay, confession time: Last Tuesday, I found my 8-year-old negotiating with Alexa about why she shouldn’t have to eat broccoli. Not me. Not her dad. Alexa. 💀 That’s when it hit me –…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 💁♀️ I nearly spit out my oat milk latte last week when my yoga buddy asked, “Don’t you wish your husband was your best friend?” Cue record scratch. Friend?…
Read moreLet me start with a confession: I used to screen-shot every vaguely flirtatious text and dissect it with my girls like we were solving Cold War espionage codes. 😂 Then one rainy Tuesday,…
Read moreOkay moms, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I found myself crouched in the cereal aisle at Whole Foods, whispering “ommm” while my 4-year-old lobbed organic rice puffs at a startled stock clerk. 🥴…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. 🙌 Last night, my partner tried to “fix” my rant about work stress by suggesting I take up yoga… while I was mid-sip of Cabernet. 🍷 Cue eye-roll…
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