Okay, real talk: when was the last time you actually let your brain rest? Not “Netflix zombie mode” rest, but like… full-on silence? I’m asking because three months ago, I had a meltdown…
Read moreOkay, let’s spill the chamomile tea ☕. Last Tuesday, I canceled plans with my actual soulmate (my weighted blanket) to go on a date with a guy who described himself as a “spiritual…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – who else has ugly-cried over a bowl of kale? 🙋♀️ Two years ago, I became obsessed with “clean eating.” I swapped pasta for zucchini noodles, traded ice cream…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Last Tuesday, I served my 4-year-old cereal for dinner while wearing yesterday’s mascara streaks. As she finger-painted the wall with almond milk 🥛, I had an epiphany: We’ve been sold…
Read moreOkay babes, let me set the scene ☕️👀. Last Tuesday, I was sitting at my favorite coffee spot pretending to read cough scrolling TikTok cough when I overheard a couple’s conversation. It went…
Read moreSo I accidentally swiped right on a guy holding a python last night 🐍. Not metaphorically – an actual 6-foot snake coiled around his torso like a scaly scarf. This, my friends, is…
Read moreOkay, real talk time. Have you ever canceled plans just to binge-watch a show with your cat? 🐱 Last Thursday, I did exactly that – complete with Trader Joe’s wine and a charcuterie…
Read moreOkay, real talk—when was the last time you actually looked at your living room? I mean really looked? 👀 For me, it happened during a Zoom call when my colleague casually asked, “Is…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you ugly-cried in the shower then scrolled TikTok for 3 hours to feel better? 🙋♀️ No judgment here. Last month, I accidentally burned dinner and…
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