Okay real talk – when was the last time you actually sat still without reaching for your phone? 🧐 For me, it was approximately… checks Apple Screen Time stats …never. Our brains have…
Read moreOkay, let’s get weird for a second. Last Tuesday night, you would’ve found me sitting cross-legged on my living room floor having an intense conversation… with a bright yellow rubber duck. My boyfriend…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else has ugly-cried while eating cookie dough in a face mask? 🙋♀️ Last Tuesday, I canceled plans to watch Netflix in fuzzy socks…then spent 2 hours feeling guilty…
Read moreOkay but WHY am I still exhausted after three hours of “self-care” TikTok tutorials? 🥱📱 Let me paint you a picture: Me last Tuesday, submerged in a bathtub full of pastel bath bombs,…
Read moreLet me paint you a scene: There I was, sipping my third oat milk latte ☕ at 2pm, watching my 4-year-old enthusiastically explain to a confused barista why strawberry sprinkles belong on avocado…
Read moreOkay, let’s get one thing straight—I’m not a couples therapist, and my marriage credentials include exactly two things: 1) surviving a 3-week kitchen renovation without murder charges, and 2) perfecting the art of…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has dramatically waved a spoon while arguing about which brand of hummus to buy? 🙋♀️ Last week, I nearly declared war over chickpea dip with my partner… until…
Read moreAlright babes, let’s get real. Two weeks ago, I accidentally snorted sparkling water through my nose mid-date because I was so committed to being the ✨cool girl✨ who laughs at everything. Spoiler: He…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Last Tuesday, I spilled oat milk all over my journal while trying to “find myself” through a TikTok-inspired meditation. As I blotted pages with cinnamon-dusted paper towels (don’t ask), it…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time your living room gave you a literal hug? 🛋️💭 Two years ago, mine felt like a museum exhibit – all Pinterest-perfect throws and that damn…
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