Okay, let’s get real. 🍷 The last time I tried “mindful eating,” I ended up rage-eating cold pizza over the sink while my Instant Pot judgmentally blinked “BURN NOTICE” from the counter. Sound…
Read moreOkay ladies, real talk time. Last Tuesday, I caught my reflection in a coffee shop window and actually gasped. Not because of my frizzy post-yoga hair (we’ve all been there), but because my…
Read moreLet me tell you about the time I tried hosting a “casual” dinner party that ended with smoke alarms serenading my guests. 🚨🍝 There I was, frantically Googling “how to salvage burnt risotto”…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. The last time I tried hosting a dinner party, I burned the garlic bread, forgot to defrost the shrimp, and accidentally served a “deconstructed” charcuterie board (read: I dropped…
Read moreYou know those mornings when your alarm doesn’t go off, your coffee spills, and your cat decides your face is the perfect trampoline? 🙃 Same, girl. Let me tell you how I went…
Read moreOkay, real talk 💁♀️ – who else has sprinted through mornings looking like a half-baked croissant while desperately smearing concealer at red lights? 🚗💨 That was me until I discovered the French girl…
Read moreOkay, let’s be real – my morning routine involves hitting snooze three times, chugging cold brew straight from the fridge, and praying my “messy bun” looks intentional. But somehow, people keep asking me…
Read morePicture this: You’re standing at the airport security line watching someone frantically unpack their overstuffed carry-on while you casually sip your oat milk latte ☕, knowing your perfectly packed bag will glide through…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I used to think “natural beauty” was code for “wake up at 5 AM to ice-roll your face while chanting affirmations.” 😅 Then I discovered the magic of working with…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has sprinted out the door with one eye done and the other naked because the baby started crying/the dog ate your AirPod/the Zoom meeting started 5 minutes early?…
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