Look, I’ll confess: My idea of “cooking” used to be staring into the fridge at 8 PM while eating cold hummus straight from the tub. 🙃 Then one Tuesday, I ran into my…
Read moreLet me tell you about the time I tried hosting a “casual” dinner party that ended with smoke alarms serenading my guests. 🚨🍝 There I was, frantically Googling “how to salvage burnt risotto”…
Read moreHey loves! 🍓 Let’s talk about the secret boss controlling my productivity – and no, it’s not my overpriced planner or that 7th cup of coffee. Turns out my GUT has been running…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. The last time I tried hosting a dinner party, I burned the garlic bread, forgot to defrost the shrimp, and accidentally served a “deconstructed” charcuterie board (read: I dropped…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else has stared into their fridge at 6 PM feeling hangry and defeated? 🙋♀️ That was me every. Single. Weeknight. Until I cracked the code on plant-based pantry…
Read moreOkay real talk – who else feels like their to-do list reproduces overnight like hungry gremlins? 🙋♀️ Between Zoom marathons, dry shampoo emergencies, and remembering to water my (miraculously alive) snake plant, I…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has stared into their fridge at 8pm holding a sad bag of baby carrots while UberEats guiltily glows on your phone? 🙋♀️ raises hand I used to survive…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – when my BFF sent me that “What I Eat in a Day” TikTok last month, I nearly threw my phone into the compost bin. 🗑️ Between rainbow…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. 🥗 Remember that time I tried to “adult” by meal-prepping quinoa bowls? They turned out looking like sad bird food, and I ended up rage-ordering pizza at 9…
Read moreEver had one of those days where you’re simultaneously binge-watching Netflix and doom-scrolling through wellness TikTok? 🙋♀️ Same. Last winter, I hit peak “adulting is hard” mode: surviving on iced lattes, sad desk…
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