Okay babes, let’s get real – who else has shown up to a first date looking like a glittery raccoon? 🙋♀️ raises hand while frantically wiping 2016-era contour Last month I accidentally gave…
Read moreOkay girls, let’s spill the tea ☕️: I once dropped $75 on a “miracle” serum that made my skin angrier than my cat during bath time. 🐱💦 Turns out? My current glow-up secret…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get messy. [spills latte on white rug] See? Perfectly imperfect – just like my relationship with makeup these past 15 years. Remember 2016 when we baked our faces like Christmas…
Read moreOkay, let’s talk about the elephant in the room 💸: You don’t need a CEO’s salary to look like you bathe in liquid gold. I used to think glowing skin required sacrificing my…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. Last week, I accidentally splurged $45 on a “miracle” mascara that promised to give me “unicorn lashes.” Spoiler: it made me look like a sleepy raccoon. 🦝✨ That’s…
Read moreOkay, confession time 💁♀️: I used to think “poreless skin” was Photoshop magic until I accidentally rubbed my cheek on a makeup artist’s sleeve during Fashion Week. The stain stayed PERFECT while my…
Read moreOkay, let me start with a confession: I used to think expensive = effective. I’d drop $200 on a tiny jar of cream that promised “celestial radiance” while eating ramen for dinner. 🍜…
Read moreOkay, spill the tea ☕ – how many times have you watched those “effortless” makeup tutorials only to end up looking like a raccoon who fell into a Sephora dumpster? Same, babe. After…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – who else has stared longingly at Charlotte Tilbury’s counter while clutching their sad girl budget? 🙋♀️ Last Tuesday, I accidentally used toddler fingerpaints as blush (don’t ask),…
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