Okay, let me set the scene. 🎧 I’m sitting at my favorite café (the one with the oat milk lattes that cost more than my Wi-Fi bill), pretending to read Kierkegaard while eavesdropping…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real – who here has ever dramatically texted “WE NEED TO TALK” at 2am after your partner forgot to take out the trash again? 🙋♀️ Or maybe you’ve perfected…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. 🍷 I used to be THAT girl – you know, the one who’d wait exactly 73 minutes before replying to a “Hey gorgeous” text (calculated using my secret…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. Two years ago, my life looked like a TikTok “get ready with me” video gone wrong. Picture this: I’m sprinting out the door with mismatched socks, chugging cold…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you sat still for 10 minutes without reaching for your phone, mentally drafting your grocery list, or replaying that awkward thing you said in 2017?…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – who else has stared longingly at Charlotte Tilbury’s counter while clutching their sad girl budget? 🙋♀️ Last Tuesday, I accidentally used toddler fingerpaints as blush (don’t ask),…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Who else has cried over a planner? 🙋♀️ Last month, I had a full-on meltdown because my 7 AM yoga class clashed with my dog’s grooming appointment, which overlapped with…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. When I first heard “total wellness,” I rolled my eyes harder than when my yoga instructor said “just breathe through the existential dread.” 🧘♀️💀 But after burning out…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. Ever had a work crisis so cringe it haunts you at 3 AM? Raises hand 🙋♀️ Picture this: me, 26, rocking my questionable blazer-and-sneakers combo, sobbing over spreadsheets…
Read moreSo… I went on a date last night that ended with me laughing so hard I snorted champagne through my nose. Classy, right? 🥂 But here’s the kicker: When Mr. Chiseled Jaw™️ asked…
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