Okay, real talk: who else has accidentally ghosted their bestie for two weeks because “busy” became their personality? 🙋♀️ Last month, my neglected monstera plant (RIP) taught me a brutal lesson about communication…
Read moreOkay girls, let’s get real—who else has stared at a dating app swiping thumb cramp wondering if true love’s buried under “6’2” and loves hiking” bios? 🙋♀️ Let’s swap the rose-tinted glasses for…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real – did anyone else nearly choke on their oat milk latte when Aunt Karen suggested “playing hard to get” at last weekend’s family BBQ? 🙃 As I stood…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. If dating apps were cocktails, they’d be equal parts tequila (fun!) and regret (why did I text him at 2 AM?). Last month, I went on a date…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 👀 Last night, my best friend Sarah stormed out of my apartment because I “helpfully” pointed out her new boyfriend looks like that squirrel from Ice Age. 🐿️ Cue…
Read moreLook, I’ll confess something: I used to fold myself into origami shapes for first dates. You know the drill – laughing at mediocre jokes like he’s Louis CK (pre-cancellation era 😬), ordering salad…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. Last Thursday night, I found myself staring at my phone screen like a medieval peasant deciphering ancient runes. Why? Because a guy I’d been texting for weeks sent:…
Read moreLet me start with a confession: I used to screen-shot every vaguely flirtatious text and dissect it with my girls like we were solving Cold War espionage codes. 😂 Then one rainy Tuesday,…
Read moreOkay babes, grab your matcha latte and let’s get real. So there I was last Tuesday, sitting cross-legged on my yoga mat (read: Target bath mat I pretend is chic) when my bestie…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get REAL. 👀 Remember that time I threw a “romantic dinner” for my man with candlelight, rose petals, and a 3-hour playlist… only to find him scrolling TikTok under the…
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