Okay ladies, let’s get real for a sec. Last year, I killed a cactus. A cactus. The plant that thrives on neglect. Yet somehow, my fiddle-leaf fig (named Chad, don’t ask) is thriving…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Did I really just agree to a date with a guy who listed “pineapple on pizza” as his personality trait? 🍕🤔 Welcome to 2023 dating, where ghosting is an…
Read moreLet me tell you about the day I accidentally became a “financial pick-me girl” 🥤. Picture this: My boyfriend of 3 years casually said, “Don’t worry about the stock market, babe – it’s…
Read moreLet’s start with a confession: Yesterday, I accidentally joined a client call wearing one neon sock and a mismatched slipper. My cat, Sir Whiskers Von Fluffington, gave me that “human, you’ve hit rock…
Read moreLet me tell you a secret – my first business venture literally went up in flames. 🔥 There I was, 26-year-old me, convinced my grandma’s cupcake recipe would revolutionize Brooklyn’s bakery scene. The…
Read moreLet me start with this: I once accidentally ordered roasted crickets in Cambodia thinking they were caramel popcorn. 🦗🍿 There I was – jet-lagged, sweaty, and suddenly the centerpiece of a street food…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real 💄 Remember that time I showed up to brunch looking like a raccoon who’d fought a kohl pencil? 🙈 Yeah, me neither. cough Anyway, after 12 years of…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – who decided fashion has an expiration date? 🙄 Last week, I raided my mom’s closet (shoutout to her pristine ‘90s blazers) and helped my niece style her…
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