Okay ladies, let’s get real. I’m sitting here in my coziest sweatpants, eating mint chocolate chip straight from the tub (don’t @ me), when it hits me: modern dating feels like trying to…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 👀 I was elbow-deep in a bag of Doritos last night (Cool Ranch, duh) when my screen lit up with: “Hey gorgeous 😏 Wanna Netflix and…”…
Read moreOkay girls, let’s get real over matcha lattes ☕️. Remember that time I canceled a fourth date because he called my vintage Fendi bag “cute”? Yeah, that wasn’t about the handbag. Let me…
Read moreOkay, let’s spill the chamomile tea ☕. Last Tuesday, I canceled plans with my actual soulmate (my weighted blanket) to go on a date with a guy who described himself as a “spiritual…
Read moreSo I accidentally swiped right on a guy holding a python last night 🐍. Not metaphorically – an actual 6-foot snake coiled around his torso like a scaly scarf. This, my friends, is…
Read moreOkay, real talk time. Have you ever canceled plans just to binge-watch a show with your cat? 🐱 Last Thursday, I did exactly that – complete with Trader Joe’s wine and a charcuterie…
Read moreLet me tell you about the time I showed up to a rooftop bar wearing literal skintight pleather pants to impress a guy who later ghosted me because I “seemed too intense.” 💀…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real for a sec—when was the last time a man’s “good morning” text actually improved your life? 🌝 I used to think keeping things “casual” made me a ~cool…
Read moreOkay, so I just had THE most awkward coffee date of my life – and honey, I’ve survived Tinder ghosting and a guy who showed up wearing socks with sandals. 💀 Let’s talk…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 💬 Last week, I texted my partner “We need to talk” after he forgot (again) to take out the recycling. Cue the 48-hour Cold War of passive-aggressive dishwashing and…
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