Why Your Texts Are Killing Your Love Life (And How to Fix It) πŸ˜¬πŸ’”

Okay, real talk: when was the last time you had a conversation that didn’t involve someone scrolling Instagram mid-sentence? πŸ™ƒ Last week, I nearly broke up with my boyfriend over a cinnamon roll…

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Why “Playing Hard to Get” is Outdated (and What Actually Works) πŸ’β™€οΈβœ¨

Okay, let’s get real. Last weekend, I was sipping an oat milk latte with my girl Jess when she dropped this bomb: β€œI matched with this guy who ghosted me after I texted…

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Why “Perfect Communication” Is Killing Your Relationship (And What Actually Works) β˜•πŸ”₯

Okay ladies, let’s get real over our metaphorical lattes (or wine glasses – no judgment here πŸ‘€). Remember that time I tried to “communicate perfectly” using all those relationship advice templates? Spoiler: My…

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“Swipe Left on BS: How I Learned to Date Like a Grown-Ass Woman πŸ’„βœ¨”

Okay babes, grab your matcha latte and let’s get real. So, I matched with this guy on Bumble last week who claimed to be a β€œspiritual entrepreneur” (whatever that means). By date two,…

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Why Playing “Hard to Get” is Hardly Worth It (And What Actually Works)

Okay ladies, let’s get real over our imaginary matcha lattes β˜•οΈ. Last Thursday, I watched my friend Sarah spend 3 hours crafting the “perfect” text – you know, the kind where you wait…

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“Why Are We All So Confused? My 2-Year Experiment With Modern Dating πŸ’”βž‘οΈπŸ’˜”

Okay babes, let’s get REAL about dating in 2023. You know that moment when you’re swiping right on a guy holding a fish (why do they all hold fish? 🐟), simultaneously texting your…

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“Why Dating Feels Like a Side Hustle in 2024 (And How to Quit the Grind)”

Okay ladies, let’s get real. Last Thursday, I found myself sitting across from a hedge fund manager-turned-yoga instructor who spent 20 minutes explaining why pineapple does belong on pizza πŸπŸ• while secretly swiping…

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“Why My Boyfriend Finally Understood Me After I Stopped Speaking English πŸ˜œπŸ’˜”

Okay girls, confession time: I used to be that person who’d dramatically sigh and say β€œyou just don’t get me” mid-argument… until I realized my communication skills were stuck in 2016 TikTok comment…

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“🚨 PSA: I Tried Every Dating Trend So You Don’t Have To (Spoiler: This Actually Works)”

Okay babes, let’s get one thing straight: if I see one more TikTok about “~feminine energy~” or “the ick list,” I might throw my phone into the nearest volcano. πŸŒ‹ Here’s the tea…

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Swipe Fatigue is Real: My 5 Unfiltered Truths About Modern Dating (And How to Keep Your Sanity) πŸ’…

Okay, let’s get real – ever swiped right so much your thumb needs a massage? πŸ’†β™€οΈ Same, girl. Last Tuesday night, I found myself debating whether to wear my “I ❀️ Tacos” crop…

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