Why Your Workout Isn’t Working (And How to Fix It Using Science & Sarcasm) πŸ’β™€οΈπŸ’₯

Okay ladies, let’s get real. Last week, my yoga buddy Sarah slid into my DMs like: “I’ve been doing spin class 5x/week but my jeans still hate me – what’s the deal?!” πŸ™ƒ…

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“Flawless AF: My Holy Grail Makeup Hacks & Brutally Honest Product Reviews (Coffee Spill Tested β˜•οΈπŸ’„)”

Okay, spill the tea, babes – who else has accidentally set their eyebrows on fire with a lighter while “setting” their makeup? πŸ™‹β™€οΈπŸ”₯ No? Just me? Cool, cool. Let’s pretend that never happened…

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Age is Just a Number, But My Wardrobe is Timeless πŸ‘— How to Slay Every Decade Without Trying Too Hard

Okay, real talk ladies: when was the last time you stared into your closet and thought “I’m too old for this” or “Am I trying too hard?” πŸ™‹β™€οΈ Let’s spill the tea –…

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“Slay Your To-Do List Like a CEO (Without the Burnout 😜)”

Okay, confession time. I used to be that girl with 47 color-coded planners collecting dust while I stress-ate cereal at midnight. πŸ’€ My “productivity hacks” looked like: β€’ 5am yoga (lol) β€’ Obsessively…

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How I Went from Chaos Queen to Productivity Goddess (Without Losing My Mind)

Okay, real talk: who else has 47 browser tabs open right now? πŸ™‹β™€οΈ Just me? Cool, cool. Let’s pretend that’s totally normal. If you’re reading this while simultaneously texting your BFF, reheating coffee…

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From Broke to Boss: Real Money Moves That Saved My Sanity (And Can Save Yours Too) πŸ’Έ

Okay babes, let’s get real. πŸ’… Two years ago, I was that girl crying in the H&M dressing room because my card declined trying to buy a $15 tank top. Fast forward to…

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Girl, Who Says Traveling on a Budget Can’t Be Chic? πŸ’ƒβœˆοΈ

Okay, let’s get real. Last month, I was sipping terrible airport coffee (you know the kind) when my friend dropped this gem: β€œTraveling cheap is for college backpackers, not grown women.” Cue my…

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Why Climbing the Corporate Ladder Feels Like Squats in Stilettos (And How to Make It Work)

Okay honey, let’s get real. πŸ·πŸ‘  Last Tuesday, I was halfway through a Zoom meeting when my boss said, “We need someone to lead the new client project,” and three male colleagues immediately…

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Why Modern Dating Feels Like a Circus (And How to Find Real Love Anyway) πŸŽͺπŸ’˜

Okay, let’s get real for a sec. I was this close to swearing off dating apps forever last week after a guy unmatched me mid-convo because I said pineapple belongs on pizza. οΏ½πŸ•…

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How I Ditched My Office Heels (and Found Freedom in My PJs) πŸ–οΈπŸ‘©πŸ’»

Okay, real talk: who else thought “working from home” meant rolling out of bed 5 minutes before your Zoom call and calling it a productivity hack? πŸ™‹β™€οΈ Spoiler alert: My first month as…

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