Let me tell you about the day I rage-quit my own closet. Picture this: me, 11 AM, late for brunch, drowning in 7 nearly-identical striped shirts while my favorite jeans played hide-and-seek. That’s…
Read moreOkay, let’s be real: the last time I tried “traditional meditation,” I lasted 37 seconds before mentally drafting my grocery list. But guess what? I’ve accidentally stumbled into a zen state daily –…
Read moreLook, I used to be that girl who thought lighting a vanilla candle and soaking in rose petals counted as ✨radical self-care✨. Then came the pandemic, two career changes, and a breakup that…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. When I first tried working from home, my “office” was a folding chair at the kitchen counter, surrounded by unwashed coffee mugs and my cat’s tail…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I accidentally spilled matcha on my laptop (RIP, sweet MacBook), panicked, then impulsively started sketching sad cartoon avocados on a café napkin. By the third avocado wearing…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – the phrase “time-blocking” used to make my inner artist want to throw paint at a spreadsheet. 🎨📊 I mean, how dare anyone suggest we cage our glorious creative…
Read moreSo… I just discovered my Zoom meeting notes now double as abstract art sketches. 🎨💻 Who knew financial reports pair beautifully with watercolor doodles? If you’re reading this with one tab open for…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Adulting is expensive. Between avocado toast cravings and that one skincare serum that costs more than my Wi-Fi bill, my bank account’s been giving me the side-eye lately. So,…
Read moreOkay, ladies, let’s get real for a hot second… 💅 Remember that time I tried selling used socks online because some TikTok guru swore it was “easy money”? Spoiler: My cat hijacked the…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else is tired of “girlboss” culture telling us to monetize every waking moment? 🙋♀️ Like, cool, Susan, but my “passion” for reorganizing spice racks doesn’t exactly scream “venture…
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