Okay, let’s talk about the elephant in the room: my fridge used to be a graveyard for wilted kale and expired yogurt. 🥀 Every Sunday, I’d stare into its fluorescent abyss like, “Why…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – when my BFF sent me that “What I Eat in a Day” TikTok last month, I nearly threw my phone into the compost bin. 🗑️ Between rainbow…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 👀 Remember that time I tried to “healthily enjoy” a pint of ice cream while secretly calculating how many burpees it equaled? Spoiler: It tasted like…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. 🥗 Remember that time I tried to “adult” by meal-prepping quinoa bowls? They turned out looking like sad bird food, and I ended up rage-ordering pizza at 9…
Read moreOkay, let’s get one thing straight: I used to think “meal prep” was code for “eat sad chicken breasts until you cry into your Tupperware.” 🐔💧 Then last month, my yoga instructor friend…
Read moreOkay, let’s talk about something we all love but sometimes…completely overcomplicate: food. 🍓 You know that feeling when you’re halfway through a kale salad thinking, “I’d literally murder for a croissant right now”?…
Read moreLet me tell you a secret – I used to survive on coffee, cereal bars, and whatever takeout was still open at 9pm. My idea of “meal prep” was remembering which convenience store…
Read moreOkay, real talk time 🍦. Last Tuesday, I sat cross-legged on my couch demolishing a pint of Cherry Garcia while doomscrolling TikTok recipes I’ll never make. Mid-bite, I realized: I couldn’t even taste…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 👀 Remember that time I tried surviving on sad desk salads and protein bars? Yeah, my energy levels crashed harder than my Wi-Fi during a Netflix…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a second. 👀 How many of us have stared at a sad desk salad at 3PM, stomach growling like a disgruntled bear, while our Instagram feed taunts us…
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