Okay real talkβwho else has cried over airport Wi-Fi prices? πβοΈπΈ When I traded my cubicle for Croatian coastlines and Buenos Aires cafes, I didnβt realize βhomeβ would become a verb. Not gonna…
Read moreOkay, real talk β who else has stared into their fridge at 8 PM wondering if cold pizza counts as a balanced meal? ππ Raises hand guiltily. Last month, I hit peak chaos:…
Read moreLook, Iβd rather scrub my bathroom tiles with a toothbrush than spend hours chopping kale. β³π« Yet here I am β a reformed cooking hater β preaching the gospel of meal prep. Why?…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I used to have a terrible relationship with my blender. Not because it couldnβt make smoothies, but because Iβd guiltily eyeball spinach portions like a carb-fearing maniac. Sound familiar? π…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has tried to “be good” with a kale salad for lunch only to face-plant into a cookie jar by 3pm? πβοΈ β¨ Let me take you on my…
Read moreOkay babes, letβs get real. Who else has stared into their fridge at 8 PM with β¨nothingβ¨ but wilted kale, expired almond milk, and existential dread? πβοΈ raises hand dramatically Last month, my…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has stared into their fridge at 8pm holding a sad bag of baby carrots while UberEats guiltily glows on your phone? πβοΈ raises hand I used to survive…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has stared into their fridge at midnight debating whether hummus counts as a “balanced meal” if you eat it straight from the tub with a carrot? πβοΈ Listen,…
Read moreOkay, real talk: How many of you have secretly hated your “wellness journey” at 6 AM while chugging kale smoothies and glaring at a treadmill? πβοΈ raises hand dramatically Last month, I caught…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I used to think βmeal prepβ meant reheating Trader Joeβs frozen dumplings while binge-watching Netflix. π₯ Then 2020 happened, my sweatpants stopped fitting, and I accidentally discovered that cooking actual…
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