Why My Bathroom Shelf is Full of Dirt (And Why I’m Proud Of It) 🌱✨

Okay, real talk: does anyone else feel a tiny pang of guilt every time you toss an empty moisturizer jar? πŸ₯€πŸ’” I used to be that girl with a skincare routine longer than…

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Why Your $100 Serum Might Be Useless (And How to Actually Fix Your Skin) πŸ’„πŸ”¬

Okay, let’s get real – I just wasted $128 on a “miracle” vitamin C serum that made my skin look like a dried apricot. πŸ₯΄ Sound familiar? We’ve all fallen for glossy Instagram…

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“Beauty Biz Unfiltered: How I Built a Brand Without Selling My Soul (or My Savings Account) πŸ’„βœ¨”

Picture this: me, 2 AM, covered in neon-green clay mask residue, furiously Googling “how to register LLC” between sips of cold brew. That’s when it hit me – I’d rather sell face serums…

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My 4AM Meltdown Led to the Best Makeup Discovery Ever πŸ’„ (Spoiler: It Involves Coffee)

Picture this: It’s 4:37AM, I’m half-asleep holding what I thought was my coffee tumbler… turns out it was liquid blush. πŸŒ… The real kicker? This accidental face stain lasted longer than my last…

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Why Your Expensive Moisturizer Might Be Useless (And How to Fix It) πŸ§ͺ✨

Okay, let’s talk about something controversial while I sip my matcha latte πŸ΅β€¦ Why do we keep buying skincare that literally doesn’t work? Last month, I dropped $120 on a β€œmiracle” cream that…

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“Confessions of a Makeup Junkie: How I Stopped Ruining My Winged Liner & Found Holy Grail Products”

Okay babes, let’s get real πŸ’„ Remember that time I showed up to brunch looking like a raccoon who’d fought a kohl pencil? πŸ™ˆ Yeah, me neither. cough Anyway, after 12 years of…

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