Okay, let me set the scene: It’s 2 AM, I’m standing in my kitchen wearing a blazer over pajamas, eating cold pizza while crying over an Excel sheet. My cat judges me from…
Read morePicture this: I’m halfway through a 1:1 with my team member, mascara pooling under my eyes like abstract art, sniffling: “Honestly? I have no idea how to fix this project either.” 🎨👩💻 Cue…
Read moreSo there I was, mid-Zoom call, passionately pitching an idea about diversifying our client base… only to have Greg from Marketing “rephrase” it 30 seconds later like he invented sliced bread. 🍞✨ Sound…
Read moreOkay ladies, real talk over matcha lattes ☕️👯♀️ – remember when we thought “investing” meant strategically swiping right on Hinge? Turns out grown-up money games are WAY more satisfying. Let me take you…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – I used to think “feminist literature” meant dusty academic manifestos that smell like your aunt’s mothball-infested attic. Then one rainy Tuesday, while hiding from my existential crisis in…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real for a sec. How many of you have a “secret” savings account your partner doesn’t know about? 🙋♀️ (No judgment, my emergency cash stash is buried under a…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you ugly-cried in a Peloton class? 🚴♀️💔 Last month, I did—mid-sprint, mascara everywhere—and that’s when it hit me: my “perfect life spreadsheet” was actually a…
Read moreSo I was scrolling through Instagram last night (as one does) when I stumbled upon my college roommate’s profile – CEO of a startup, mom of twins, marathon runner, and now… organic kombucha…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last Tuesday night, my partner casually dropped the “Babe, can you help me fold laundry?” bomb while I was elbow-deep in spreadsheet hell. My soul actually left my body…
Read moreOkay, spill the tea, ladies. 🍷 Last Thursday, I canceled a fifth date with a guy who kept “forgetting” I’m allergic to shellfish (but remembered to Venmo request me for his overpriced cocktails)….
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