Why My Yoga Mat is My Protest Sign Against Modern Life (And Yours Should Be Too)

Okay, let’s get real for a second. 👀 Yesterday, I canceled three back-to-back Zoom meetings to do downward dog behind my office building. Did I feel guilty? Hell no. My armpit sweat left…

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How I Stopped Stalking Perfect Lives Online (And Found My Own)

Okay, let’s get real for a sec. Ever catch yourself doomscrolling through someone’s Bali vacation pics while eating cold pizza in your pajamas? 🙃 No? Just me? Cool, cool. But seriously, social media…

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Why I’m Ghosting Hustle Culture (And You Should Too) ✨

Okay real talk: When’s the last time you canceled plans because you wanted to… do absolutely nothing? 🛋️ Not “nothing but a face mask and journaling,” not “nothing but a productivity podcast,” but…

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Why I Quit My 5 AM Routine (And My Career Didn’t Die) ☕️

Okay, let’s get real. The other day, I spilled matcha on my ~aesthetic~ bullet journal while frantically trying to meditate before a 7 AM Zoom call. As I stared at the green splatter…

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“Ladies, Let’s Talk About Office Politics (Without Rolling Our Eyes) 💼✨”

Okay, real talk: Who else feels like “office politics” is just corporate code for “adult Mean Girls”? 🙃 Raise your hand if you’ve ever: – Watched Karen from Accounting take credit for YOUR…

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“🚀 Smashing Glass Ceilings (Without the Emotional Hangover): A Girl’s Guide to Surviving Corporate Labyrinths”

So there I was, mid-Zoom call, passionately pitching an idea about diversifying our client base… only to have Greg from Marketing “rephrase” it 30 seconds later like he invented sliced bread. 🍞✨ Sound…

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Escaped the 9-to-5 Grind? Here’s How I Found My True Calling (Spoiler: It Involves Glitter ✨)

Okay, let’s get real. You know that moment when you’re staring at your 37th Zoom call of the day, your “professional” blazer has crumbs from yesterday’s sad desk salad, and you suddenly realize…

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Kale is Overrated, Sis: How I Stopped Obsessing Over “Superfoods” & Found Real Balance

Okay, let’s get real. 🍷 Remember last Tuesday when I tried meal-prepping rainbow Buddha bowls at midnight? Yeah, my avocado turned into brown mush and my chia pudding resembled alien caviar. 🙃 Here’s…

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Why My Boss Knows About My Cycle (And Yours Should Too) 😅🌺

Okay, real talk: Who else has done the “tampon tuck” – that awkward shuffle from your desk to the bathroom with a menstrual product hidden up your sleeve like contraband? 🙈 Last year,…

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🌍 Raising Global Babies: Am I Messing Up My Kid or Creating a Future Diplomat? 😅

So there I was last Tuesday, standing in a Stockholm grocery aisle while my 4-year-old solemnly informed a confused cashier that “we say tack here but merci at Grandma’s house” 🤯. Cue the…

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