Okay girls, let me tell you about the time I accidentally gave myself clown blush during a Zoom meeting 😅. There I was, trying to nail that “sun-kissed glow” from some TikTok tutorial,…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s address the floral elephant in the room 🌺👵. Last week, my 24-year-old niece raidеd my closet for a date night dress… and so did my 58-year-old yoga instructor. The kicker?…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. Last week, I spilled coffee on my white blouse right before a Zoom meeting, tripped over my dog while scrambling to change, and accidentally sent a…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else used to think confident women were just… born that way? 🙋♀️ Like they popped out of the womb giving TED Talks and ordering complicated Starbucks drinks without stuttering?…
Read moreOkay, real talk: how many times have you bought a viral lipstick or eyeshadow palette just to realize it makes you look like a ✨slightly damp potato✨? Same, girl. As someone who once…
Read moreOkay ladies, confession time 💁♀️: I used to think “effortless beauty” was code for “wakes up looking like Brigitte Bardot.” Then I accidentally spilled café au lait on a Parisian grandma’s Hermès scarf…
Read moreOkay real talk – who else spent their teens practicing “power poses” in bathroom mirrors? 🙋♀️ Raises hand while cringing at the memory of 15-year-old me trying to manifest Beyoncé-level charisma before math…
Read moreSo… I went on a date last night that ended with me laughing so hard I snorted champagne through my nose. Classy, right? 🥂 But here’s the kicker: When Mr. Chiseled Jaw™️ asked…
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