Okay honey, let me tell you about the time I completely bombed a job interview by nervously comparing corporate strategy to my cat’s chess-playing skills. 🐈⬛ (Spoiler: Mittens doesn’t play chess.) That cringe-fest…
Read moreOkay, ladies, let’s talk about the elephant in the room: why do we own 47 graphic tees but still feel like we’ve got NOTHING to wear? 🙈 I used to be that girl…
Read moreLet me paint you a scene: Last Tuesday, I spilled oat milk on a stranger’s tote bag at a coffee shop. My immediate reaction? “OMG I’m so sorry!” – hands flapping, face burning,…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. 👀 Last week, I caught myself Googling “why do my jeans suddenly hate me?” at 3 AM. Not my finest moment, but here’s the tea: aging isn’t about…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. When I walked into Zara last week wearing neon bike shorts and my mom’s vintage Chanel blazer (fight me, fashion police 👮♀️), a salesgirl actually said: “That’s… bold…
Read moreOkay, real talk: how many times have you scrolled past a “love yourself” post and rolled your eyes so hard you saw your brain? 🙃 I used to think confidence was just hashtag…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 👀 Remember that scene in The Devil Wears Prada where Andy snort-laughs at Miranda’s “casual Friday” joke? Yeah, that was me last month—except instead of fashion…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real—I almost cried in a Sephora dressing room last week. 🥲 Not because of bad lighting (though that fluorescent horror should be illegal), but because I’d spent 45 minutes contouring…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real for a sec ☕. Last week, I walked into a fitting room clutching a sequined mini skirt AND a linen midi dress. The 22-year-old salesgirl gave me that…
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