Okay confession time: I almost murdered seven succulents last year. 🌵💀 Now they’re funding my Costa Rica rainforest retreat. Let’s unpack this hot mess of how my “basic plant lady” phase became a…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I found myself staring at my 14th embroidery hoop of the month while eating cold pizza at 2 AM. “This can’t be normal,” I thought. But then…
Read moreLet me start with a confession: I never intended to become “that girl who sells crochet bikinis on Instagram.” This whole thing began because I needed therapy (cheaper than actual therapy, tbh) after…
Read moreYou know that moment when you’re sipping your third latte of the day and suddenly think, “Wait… could my crochet obsession actually pay the bills?” 🧶☕️ Yeah, me too. That’s why I spent…
Read moreOkay but when did watering plants become my retirement plan? 🌱💸 Two years ago, I was crying over a dying succulent while binge-watching Marie Kondo. Today, that same plant obsession funds my coastal…
Read moreSo… I just discovered my Zoom meeting notes now double as abstract art sketches. 🎨💻 Who knew financial reports pair beautifully with watercolor doodles? If you’re reading this with one tab open for…
Read moreOkay babes, let me tell you about the time I accidentally became a slightly obsessed plant propagator 🪴 while binge-watching Bridgerton. There I was, covered in soil at 2 AM, when my bestie…
Read moreOkay, real talk: how many of you have googled “how to find your passion” at 2 AM while stress-eating cereal? 🥣 🙋♀️ Been there, cried over that soggy Cheerios. For years, I thought…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else is tired of “girlboss” culture telling us to monetize every waking moment? 🙋♀️ Like, cool, Susan, but my “passion” for reorganizing spice racks doesn’t exactly scream “venture…
Read moreSo… I accidentally became a crochet entrepreneur while binge-watching Bridgerton last winter 🧶☕️ Let me tell you – nothing makes you question life choices faster than realizing your Netflix-and-stitch hobby could actually pay…
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