So there I was at 2 AM, covered in glitter glue and questioning my life choices 😱. My dining table had become a permanent DIY disaster zone, my Instagram DMs were flooded with…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 👀 Remember that time I spent 9 months hand-embroidering a wall tapestry of my cat… only to realize it looked like a deranged raccoon? 🦝✨ That’s when I learned…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has 17 browser tabs open right now? 🙋♀️ One for your day job’s Slack, three for “urgent” emails, two recipe blogs you’ll never actually cook from, and a…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has a Notes app filled with business ideas they swear they’ll launch “someday”? 🙋♀️ Raise your hand if you’ve ever scrolled through Etsy at 2 AM thinking, “I…
Read moreOkay confession time: I almost murdered seven succulents last year. 🌵💀 Now they’re funding my Costa Rica rainforest retreat. Let’s unpack this hot mess of how my “basic plant lady” phase became a…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I found myself staring at my 14th embroidery hoop of the month while eating cold pizza at 2 AM. “This can’t be normal,” I thought. But then…
Read moreLet me start with a confession: I never intended to become “that girl who sells crochet bikinis on Instagram.” This whole thing began because I needed therapy (cheaper than actual therapy, tbh) after…
Read moreYou know that moment when you’re sipping your third latte of the day and suddenly think, “Wait… could my crochet obsession actually pay the bills?” 🧶☕️ Yeah, me too. That’s why I spent…
Read moreOkay but when did watering plants become my retirement plan? 🌱💸 Two years ago, I was crying over a dying succulent while binge-watching Marie Kondo. Today, that same plant obsession funds my coastal…
Read moreSo… I just discovered my Zoom meeting notes now double as abstract art sketches. 🎨💻 Who knew financial reports pair beautifully with watercolor doodles? If you’re reading this with one tab open for…
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