Confession time: I used to think “self-care” meant buying expensive candles and calling it a day. Then Mittens (my sassy tabby) started judging my life choices. 🐾 Turns out, the queen of napping…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. Who else has ugly-cried in a Target parking lot because their oat milk latte wasn’t ~aEsThEtIc~ enough for the ’gram? 🙋♀️ Raise your hand, no judgment…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I used to wake up like a startled raccoon 🦝 – scrambling for coffee while mentally drafting apology texts for the 3 AM “u up?” memes I’d sent my group…
Read moreLook, I used to think productivity gurus were secretly wizards 🧙♀️ who’d figured out how to freeze time. Meanwhile, I’d be over here accidentally wearing mismatched socks while simultaneously burning toast and forgetting…
Read moreOkay, real talk ladies… When my therapist suggested meditation instead of my nightly Cabernet coping mechanism? I laughed so hard I spilled rosé on my yoga pants. 🍷💃 But three panic attacks and…
Read moreOkay, confession time 💁♀️: I used to think “poreless skin” was Photoshop magic until I accidentally rubbed my cheek on a makeup artist’s sleeve during Fashion Week. The stain stayed PERFECT while my…
Read moreOkay real talk – who else has been mainlining caffeine just to survive their Google Calendar? 🙋♀️ Between work deadlines, group chats blowing up, and that one friend who always wants to “grab…
Read moreLook, I’ll admit it – I didn’t crawl onto a yoga mat seeking enlightenment. I showed up because my lower back screamed louder than my Spotify playlist after eight hours of laptop hunching….
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. My mornings used to look like a TikTok fail compilation: hair tangled like Medusa’s cousin, tripping over yoga pants while trying to put on yoga pants, and chugging…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – who else has cried in pigeon pose? 🙋♀️ Raise your hand if you’ve ever rolled out your yoga mat thinking “this will be ~zen~” only to end…
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