You know that moment when your boss slides a contract across the table and your palms go sweatier than a spin class? 😅 Last Tuesday, I found myself staring at a promotion letter…
Read moreLet me tell you about the day I rage-quit my own closet. Picture this: me, 11 AM, late for brunch, drowning in 7 nearly-identical striped shirts while my favorite jeans played hide-and-seek. That’s…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you peed without scrolling? 🚽📱 (Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with me.) Let’s face it—we’re all guilty of mindlessly doomscrolling while pretending to “multitask.” But…
Read moreOkay, confession time 😬: I spent last month’s vacation obsessively Instagramming sunset pics while actually missing the sunset. The cosmic pink-orange meltdown happened right behind me… and I didn’t even look up from…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else hits snooze until their phone starts judging them? 🙋♀️ I used to wake up feeling like I’d been run over by a parade of existential crises. My…
Read moreOkay babes, picture this: I’m standing in line at Whole Foods, mentally rewriting an email I sent three days ago while simultaneously planning next year’s vacation and calculating how many avocados I need…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. Raise your hand if this sounds familiar: You grab coffee with a girlfriend, but within 10 minutes you’re both guiltily scrolling TikTok under the table like Victorian children…
Read moreOkay real talk – who else has ugly-cried into a pint of Ben & Jerry’s while Googling “how to adult” at 2am? 🙋♀️ Last month, I nearly had a meltdown at Trader Joe’s…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. 🫣 Last Tuesday, I tripped over a “someday I’ll fix this” cardboard box while carrying oat milk latte 2… and let’s just say my white rug now looks…
Read moreOkay, let me paint you a picture: Last Thursday, I stormed into my favorite coffee shop looking like a Netflix character who just survived a zombie apocalypse—messy bun, mismatched socks, the whole vibe….
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