Okay girlies, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I accidentally wore two different shoes to school pickup, spilled oat milk latte on my “clean-ish” mom jeans, and forgot my 7-year-old’s recorder concert. Again. 🥴…
Read moreLet’s get real, mama – did you also fall down a Pinterest rabbit hole last night comparing your toddler’s bento box to miniature food art while secretly eating cold pizza over the sink?…
Read moreOkay confession time: last week I cried into my matcha latte because my partner forgot to unload the dishwasher. Again. 🍵💔 But here’s the plot twist—it wasn’t about the dishes. It was about…
Read moreOkay, let’s be real – who else has tripped over LEGO bricks at 6 AM while holding a lukewarm coffee and thought, “Ah yes, this is the Pinterest-perfect life I signed up for”?…
Read morePicture this: I’m crouched in the cereal aisle at Whole Foods, desperately shoving organic granola bars into my cart while my 4-year-old stages a Broadway-worthy meltdown over gluten-free waffles. 🥴 As other shoppers…
Read moreLet me paint you a scene: There I was, sipping my third oat milk latte ☕ at 2pm, watching my 4-year-old enthusiastically explain to a confused barista why strawberry sprinkles belong on avocado…
Read moreOkay real talk – who else grew up believing “family time” meant matching pajamas and Instagram-worthy breakfast spreads? 🙃 Last month, I nearly had a meltdown when my toddler finger-painted the cat during…
Read moreOkay ladies, real talk time. 👯♀️ Ever had one of those days where your toddler throws spaghetti at your new Zara blouse while your partner asks why dinner’s late… and you suddenly question…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 👶💥 I just survived a Target meltdown where my toddler tried to ride a watermelon like a horse while my newborn projectile-spit-up on a display of organic cotton onesies….
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 👋 The other day at Whole Foods, I literally tripped over a toddler screaming for organic gummy bears while my husband stood frozen like a confused meerkat. That’s when…
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