Okay, let’s get real – who else here has accidentally used baby wipes to clean their coffee mug? 🙋♀️ No? Just me? Cool, cool. sips questionable latte Three years into this parenting gig,…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Who else just had an existential crisis while unclogging a bottle of pureed carrots? 🥕👶 Let me set the scene: It’s 3 AM, my hair smells like old breast milk,…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 👀 Last month, I tripped over a plastic dinosaur again, spilled my third coffee of the day, and had an existential crisis while staring at Mount…
Read moreLet me set the scene: It’s 8:03 PM. I’m wearing yesterday’s mascara, holding a lukewarm coffee reheated three times, and negotiating with a toddler who just declared war on bedtime. My laptop glows…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Last Tuesday, my 9-year-old dissolved into tears because her “perfect” Lego tower collapsed… again. As I watched glittery tears mix with rainbow bricks, it hit me: We’re not building towers…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a second. 👋 This morning, I found my toddler “decorating” the walls with peanut butter while my preschooler attempted to give the cat a bubble bath. Meanwhile, my…
Read moreSo, last week I spilled my oat milk latte while arguing with my 4-year-old about why we can’t adopt every stray cat in the neighborhood. As I wiped up the mess, it hit…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Who else just found glitter in their coffee… again? ✨☕️ Raise your hand if your “self-care Sunday” involved scrubbing crayon off the walls while humming Baby Shark on loop. 👋…
Read moreOkay, confession time: I once murdered a cactus. In my defense, it looked thirsty! 😅 If you’ve ever cried over wilted basil or apologized to a crispy fern, welcome to the club. Small…
Read moreOkay, real talk mamas – when was the last time you peed alone? 🚽 Yesterday? Slow clap. This morning? Queen behavior. Right now while reading this? Multitasking goddess. Let’s face it: modern motherhood…
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