Okay, confession time: Who else just used their coffee mug as a cereal bowl this morning? 🙋♀️ sips lukewarm latte with Cheerios floating in it If you’re reading this while hiding in the…
Read moreOkay real talk – who else just found Cheerios in their designer handbag? 🙋♀️🐻❄️ [holds up cereal-encrusted Prada pouch] I’m typing this while my toddler “helps” reorganize my spice rack (paprika in the…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. Who else has ugly-cried in the Target parking lot because you accidentally called yourself “Mom” in third person… to your dog? 🐶 Just me? Cool, cool….
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a second. 👀 Last week, my daughter announced she wants to be a “professional unicorn-riding engineer who also does nail art.” Meanwhile, my friend’s son cried because his…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 👀 Yesterday, I was at Whole Foods when a toddler near the avocados had a meltdown so epic it could’ve been a Marvel origin story. The mom? She just……
Read moreOkay, let me set the scene: It’s 3 PM, my toddler’s screaming in the bread aisle because I said “no” to chocolate-covered granola, and some sweet elderly lady just whispered, “They used to…
Read moreOkay, confession time: I almost threw out my soul last Tuesday. 🧵 There I was, knee-deep in my garage’s “post-apocalyptic toy aisle” section, when a dusty box fell on my head. Inside? My…
Read moreSo there I was last Tuesday, standing in a Stockholm grocery aisle while my 4-year-old solemnly informed a confused cashier that “we say tack here but merci at Grandma’s house” 🤯. Cue the…
Read moreOkay, real talk time 💬. Last Tuesday, I found myself hiding in the pantry eating chocolate-covered almonds while my 6-year-old dramatically wailed about the “wrong color socks.” As I crunched through my third…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else just received a passive-aggressive text from their kid’s preschool teacher about forgetting “rainbow day” 🥴? Raises both hands while chugging lukewarm coffee. Let’s unpack this circus we…
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