So, here’s a hot take: talking about money with your partner is low-key the new foreplay. 💅 I know, I know—nothing kills a candlelit vibe faster than uttering “So, baby, what’s your credit…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when’s the last time you took yourself out for coffee and actually enjoyed the silence? ☕ I’m not talking about doomscrolling through dating apps at a corner table – I…
Read moreOkay, real talk ladies: when was the last time a man’s cryptic text message actually improved your life? 🍷👀 I used to stress over decoding “U up?” texts like they were ancient hieroglyphs…
Read moreOkay, spill the tea, ladies. 🍷 Last Thursday, I canceled a fifth date with a guy who kept “forgetting” I’m allergic to shellfish (but remembered to Venmo request me for his overpriced cocktails)….
Read moreLet me paint you a picture: It’s 2 AM, I’m hunched over my laptop with cold coffee ☕️, and I’ve just realized I’ve spent three hours editing a PowerPoint slide that no one…
Read moreOkay but why does my 3-year-old think toothpaste is hair gel? 😂 Let me paint you a scene: Yesterday, I found my toddler “styling” the dog’s fur with my $38 Moroccan oil conditioner…
Read moreYou know that moment when you’re halfway through a Netflix binge with your partner, suddenly realize you’ve forgotten your best friend’s birthday, and panic-text her at midnight with three cake emojis and “UR…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Last week, I tried to surprise my partner with a spontaneous weekend trip 🚗💨… only to find him elbow-deep in spreadsheet formulas at 9 PM. Cue the awkward silence and…
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