Okay, let me set the scene: It’s 8:03 AM. I’m sipping a matcha latte at a beachside café in Canggu, my laptop screen glowing brighter than my future. A German surfer named Lars…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. I used to think corporate success required becoming a human-shaped espresso machine – constantly brewing productivity, never spilling emotions, and smiling through the steam burns. Then I accidentally wore…
Read moreSo there I was last Tuesday, halfway up my literal ladder – the one I’d dragged into my kitchen to replace a lightbulb – when my favorite lavender yoga pants snagged on a…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Who else has ever apologized for taking up SPACE in a meeting? 🙋♀️ Let me paint you a picture. Last year, I found myself crouching awkwardly at the edge of…
Read moreYou know that moment when you’re chugging your third oat milk latte at 9 PM while answering Slack messages…and suddenly wonder if corporate America accidentally assigned you a secret side hustle as a…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Sips lukewarm coffee while tripping over a stray high heel. Why is it that every time I check LinkedIn, Brad from accounting gets promoted for “strategic coffee-fetching,” but my…
Read moreOkay, so I was scrolling through TikTok last night – you know, that 2 AM vortex where you end up watching panda sneezing compilations – when suddenly I stumbled on a video about…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Sips oat milk latte dramatically. Why is it that every time I mention career goals at family dinners, Aunt Karen suddenly develops a PhD in “women belong in floral-scented…
Read moreOkay, spill the tea ladies ☕️… how many of you’ve stared at your laptop at 2 AM wondering if your soul’s slowly being sucked into the corporate void? 🙋♀️ Raise your hand if…
Read morePicture this: I’m sitting in a boardroom wearing my favorite blazer (the one with shoulder pads that could impale someone), passionately pitching an idea I’d spent weeks refining. The second I finish? Crickets….
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