Okay, so I accidentally kept a plant alive… for six months. 😳 Let me explain why this is more shocking than the time I tried to “bronde” my hair during lockdown (RIP, bathroom…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – who actually ENJOYS turning their bathtub into a polar bear habitat? 🙈 Six months ago, I would’ve laughed at the idea of paying good money to sit in…
Read moreOkay, let me start with a confession: last Tuesday, I ugly-cried in a Whole Foods parking lot because the cashier gave me a side-eye for buying another pint of vegan cookie dough. 🍪😭…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else has ugly-cried over a Zoom call this week? 🙋♀️ There I was last Tuesday, 11PM, eating cold pizza over spreadsheets when my reflection in the dark screen…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. The other day, I found myself rage-scrolling through Instagram at a red light 🚗💥 (don’t @ me, we’ve all done it), bombarded by ads screaming “HUSTLE…
Read moreOkay babes, let me paint you a scene ☕️. Yesterday at my local coffee spot, I overheard two women debating whether a $120 face cream could “transform their cellular structure.” Meanwhile, I’m sitting…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 💁♀️ I used to treat my menstrual cycle like an annoying roommate who showed up uninvited every month, ate all my chocolate, and left a mess. Then I discovered…
Read moreYou know that moment when you’re sipping oat milk latte 473 this week and suddenly realize your self-care routine involves more screen time than soul time? 🙃 That was me three months ago…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has stared into the abyss of their fridge at 8pm and sighed like a Victorian heroine? 🙋♀️ Between Zoom meetings, spin class, and attempting to maintain a skincare…
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