Okay, real talk: who else has sprinted out the door with one eye done and the other naked because the baby started crying/the dog ate your AirPod/the Zoom meeting started 5 minutes early?…
Read moreOkay, let’s get one thing straight: I used to think “meal prep” was code for “eat sad chicken breasts until you cry into your Tupperware.” 🐔💧 Then last month, my yoga instructor friend…
Read moreOkay real talk – when I finally looked at my calendar last month, I realized I’d scheduled a dentist appointment for my dog but hadn’t showered in two days. 🐶🚿 That’s when it…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Last Tuesday, I literally cried over spilled protein powder. There I was – 9PM, unread emails blinking like judgmental fairies, a yoga mat collecting dust since the Paleolithic era, and…
Read moreOkay real talk ladies… when’s the last time you actually enjoyed cooking instead of frantically scrambling eggs while brushing your teeth? 😂 As someone who used to survive on sad desk salads and…
Read moreOkay ladies, real talk: When was the last time you peed without someone screaming “MOOOOM” through the door? 🚽💔 Or ate a salad that wasn’t shoveled between Zoom calls? We’re out here running…
Read moreOkay, real talk: how many times have you stood in front of your closet at 7 AM thinking, “I have nothing to wear” while surrounded by… checks notes… clothes? 🙃 Raise your hand…
Read moreOkay ladies, real talk time 👀 I was standing in the grocery line yesterday, staring at a magazine cover screaming “SELF-CARE = BATH SALTS!” while my toddler tried to lick the conveyor belt….
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – how many of you have ever panic-searched for your keys while holding a half-eaten avocado toast in your bra? 🙋♀️ No? Just me? Cool, cool. Between Zoom meetings,…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 🐱👩🎨 Imagine this: You’re rushing to prep for a Zoom meeting and a dinner date (because adulting means double-booking yourself into oblivion), only to find Mr….
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