You know that moment when you’re simultaneously chugging lukewarm coffee, answering Slack messages, and mentally drafting your grocery list… only to realize you’ve been using your roommate’s toothbrush for 3 days? 🪒☠️ Yeah,…
Read moreOkay, let’s talk about the moment I realized zebras smell like freshly cut grass and existential freedom. There I was – 53 years young, covered in Kalahari dust, arguing with a vervet monkey…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 🫣 Raise your hand if you’ve ever said “yes” to something while screaming “NOOOOO” internally? 🙋♀️ Same, girl. Last month, I agreed to plan my cousin’s…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real—who else here has cried in a work bathroom while simultaneously drafting emails? 🙋♀️ [Raises hand while clutching matcha latte] Two years ago, I was that girl: hustling through 14-hour…
Read moreRaise your hand if you’ve ever side-eyed a skincare ad promising “youthful radiance” like it’s selling bottled unicorn tears 🙋♀️. Listen, I spent years slathering on every acid serum and “anti-aging” cream that…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – who actually has time for those picture-perfect month-long Italian villa retreats? 🙋♀️ Between my 9-to-6 grind, spin class guilt trips, and that one houseplant I keep accidentally…
Read moreOkay, real talk: how many times have you canceled plans to “be productive” only to end up scrolling TikTok for 3 hours? 🙋♀️ Same. Last Tuesday, I skipped yoga to tackle my 37-item…
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