Why My Lipstick Budget Outperforms My Ex’s Stock Picks 🤑💄

Okay girls, let’s get real. Last week, I accidentally spent $78 on “essentials” at Sephora (who knew mini perfume vials counted as investments?) 💸 Meanwhile, my Roth IRA quietly gained $112. This is…

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“Why Your Partner Isn’t a Mind Reader (And What to Do Instead) 💬✨”

Okay, let’s start with a confession: this morning, I dramatically slammed my coffee mug down after my partner used my fancy matcha powder to make a TikTok-worthy pancake art… for the dog. 🐶🥞🙃…

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Why Your Morning Coffee Could Buy Your Future House (Yes, Really ☕🏡)

Okay, confession time: I used to think investing was for guys in suits yelling into Bloomberg terminals. 🙄 Then I turned 30, realized my “treat yourself” latte habit had cost me a down…

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Why Your “Honesty” Might Be Killing Your Relationships (And How to Fix It)

Okay, let’s get real. 👀 Last night, my best friend Sarah stormed out of my apartment because I “helpfully” pointed out her new boyfriend looks like that squirrel from Ice Age. 🐿️ Cue…

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Why My Plants Survive Longer Than My Relationships 😅 (And How I Fixed It)

Okay, let’s get real. Ever had a cactus outlive your last relationship? 🌵 No? Just me? Cool, cool. So here I was last year, crying over a dying fern (RIP Steve) while my…

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Why Confidence Isn’t Just a Buzzword (And How to Actually Own It) 🔥

Okay, real talk: how many times have you scrolled past a “love yourself” post and rolled your eyes so hard you saw your brain? 🙃 I used to think confidence was just hashtag…

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“Why ‘Talking It Out’ Isn’t Enough (And What Actually Fixes Relationships)”

You know that awkward moment when your partner says “We need to talk” and your soul temporarily leaves your body? ☕️ Same, girl. Last week, I nearly drowned my caramel macchiato when my…

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Future-Proof Your Life ☕💰 (And No, This Isn’t Another Avocado Toast Lecture)

Okay ladies, let’s get real. I’m sitting here sipping my oat milk latte ☕ (extra foam, obviously) when my girl Sarah drops this bomb: “I’ve got more expired Sephora points than retirement savings.”…

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Sis, Let’s Talk About That Time I Accidentally Roasted My Boss (And How You Can Avoid My Cringe)

Okay, let’s get real for a sec. 👀 Remember that scene in The Devil Wears Prada where Andy snort-laughs at Miranda’s “casual Friday” joke? Yeah, that was me last month—except instead of fashion…

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Why I Ditched the 9-to-5 to Build Wealth My Way (And How You Can Too ☕️)

Okay, let’s get real. 💅 If one more finance “guru” tells me to “just invest in ETFs” or “cut out lattes,” I’m throwing my reusable cup at the wall. 🙄 Why does building…

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