Okay but WHY am I still exhausted after three hours of “self-care” TikTok tutorials? 🥱📱 Let me paint you a picture: Me last Tuesday, submerged in a bathtub full of pastel bath bombs,…
Read moreAlright babes, let’s get real. Two weeks ago, I accidentally snorted sparkling water through my nose mid-date because I was so committed to being the ✨cool girl✨ who laughs at everything. Spoiler: He…
Read moreOkay real talk – who else grew up believing “family time” meant matching pajamas and Instagram-worthy breakfast spreads? 🙃 Last month, I nearly had a meltdown when my toddler finger-painted the cat during…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last weekend, I was sipping an oat milk latte with my girl Jess when she dropped this bomb: “I matched with this guy who ghosted me after I texted…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real over our metaphorical lattes (or wine glasses – no judgment here 👀). Remember that time I tried to “communicate perfectly” using all those relationship advice templates? Spoiler: My…
Read moreOkay babes, grab your matcha latte and let’s get real. So, I matched with this guy on Bumble last week who claimed to be a “spiritual entrepreneur” (whatever that means). By date two,…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get REAL about dating in 2023. You know that moment when you’re swiping right on a guy holding a fish (why do they all hold fish? 🐟), simultaneously texting your…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. 🙌 Last night I tried the classic “silent treatment” when my partner forgot our taco Tuesday tradition. Three hours later? He thought I was just “really into my…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get one thing straight: if I see one more TikTok about “~feminine energy~” or “the ick list,” I might throw my phone into the nearest volcano. 🌋 Here’s the tea…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – ever swiped right so much your thumb needs a massage? 💆♀️ Same, girl. Last Tuesday night, I found myself debating whether to wear my “I ❤️ Tacos” crop…
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