Okay girlies, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I accidentally wore two different shoes to school pickup, spilled oat milk latte on my “clean-ish” mom jeans, and forgot my 7-year-old’s recorder concert. Again. 🥴…
Read moreOkay, let’s be real – who else has tripped over LEGO bricks at 6 AM while holding a lukewarm coffee and thought, “Ah yes, this is the Pinterest-perfect life I signed up for”?…
Read moreSo there I was last Tuesday, scrubbing glitter glue off my favorite sweater (parenting hack: never wear nice clothes before bedtime stories), when my 8-year-old casually dropped this bomb: “Mom, you’re kinda like…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else’s toddler interrogates them about cloud formations during rush hour traffic? 👶🍼 Yesterday, mine hit me with “Mama, why don’t airplanes wear hats?” while I was parallel parking….
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real over our imaginary lattes ☕. Three years ago, I nearly filed divorce papers because my husband used my $48 French face cream as FOOT LOTION. 💀 While I…
Read moreOkay, let me set the scene: It’s 3 AM. My toddler just projectile-launched a mashed avocado toast at our white sofa and my husband’s laptop. Meanwhile, I’m Googling “how to remove guacamole stains”…
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