Okay, let’s get real. I almost cried yesterday when my friend tagged me in a beach photo where I wasn’t strategically positioned behind a palm tree. My thighs looked like actual human legs…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I used to think fitness meant chasing that “drenched-in-sweat-or-did-you-even-try?” aesthetic. 🏋️♀️ Cue me gasping on treadmill 3 at 6 AM, glaring at Instagram influencers deadlifting small cars. Then one morning,…
Read moreOkay, let’s set the scene. Last week, my bestie texted: “Girl, what’s your secret? You look 🔥!” And instead of my usual “Ugh, just cutting carbs” nonsense, I replied: “Deadlifted 200 lbs today….
Read moreYou know that moment when you’re knee-deep in a chocolate stash at 2 AM, thinking “Why does my body feel like a possessed Tamagotchi?” 👾🍫 Spoiler: Your menstrual cycle isn’t just Aunt Flo…
Read moreOkay, real talk: When I first walked into a weightlifting zone at the gym, I side-eyed the barbells like they were radioactive snakes. 🐍 “That’s for people with ‘fitness influencer’ genetics,” I whispered…
Read moreOkay, real talk – I’m currently typing this with a heating pad strapped to my stomach like it’s my new accessory. Why? Because Aunt Flo decided to crash my weekend plans again. But…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 🫣 Remember that time I awkwardly shuffled into the gym’s free weights section, grabbed the pinkest dumbbells I could find (you know, the ones that look…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has spent 45 minutes trying to get that “natural” morning light selfie only to look like a sleep-deprived raccoon? 🙋♀️ Raise your hand if you’ve ever canceled plans…
Read moreOkay, let’s talk about the elephant in the room: aging. Or rather, let’s not talk about it like it’s a crime scene we need to “fix.” 🕵️♀️🔍 Raise your hand if you’ve ever…
Read moreOkay, real talk time. Remember when we used to whisper “Aunt Flo’s visiting” like it was some national secret? 🙊 Well, grab your chocolate stash and heating pads, because we’re about to turn…
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