Okay, let’s get real. I almost cried yesterday when my friend tagged me in a beach photo where I wasn’t strategically positioned behind a palm tree. My thighs looked like actual human legs…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I used to think fitness meant chasing that “drenched-in-sweat-or-did-you-even-try?” aesthetic. 🏋️♀️ Cue me gasping on treadmill 3 at 6 AM, glaring at Instagram influencers deadlifting small cars. Then one morning,…
Read moreOkay, let’s set the scene. Last week, my bestie texted: “Girl, what’s your secret? You look 🔥!” And instead of my usual “Ugh, just cutting carbs” nonsense, I replied: “Deadlifted 200 lbs today….
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last year, I walked into a boardroom wearing my “I’m totally qualified” blazer and my “adulting is easy” smile… only to spill lukewarm coffee on the CFO’s notes. 💀…
Read moreOkay, real talk: When I first walked into a weightlifting zone at the gym, I side-eyed the barbells like they were radioactive snakes. 🐍 “That’s for people with ‘fitness influencer’ genetics,” I whispered…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 🫣 Remember that time I awkwardly shuffled into the gym’s free weights section, grabbed the pinkest dumbbells I could find (you know, the ones that look…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has spent 45 minutes trying to get that “natural” morning light selfie only to look like a sleep-deprived raccoon? 🙋♀️ Raise your hand if you’ve ever canceled plans…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I used to have a terrible relationship with my blender. Not because it couldn’t make smoothies, but because I’d guiltily eyeball spinach portions like a carb-fearing maniac. Sound familiar? 🙈…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has tried to “be good” with a kale salad for lunch only to face-plant into a cookie jar by 3pm? 🙋♀️ ✨ Let me take you on my…
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