Okay, real talk: Last week at the gym, a guy interrupted my Romanian deadlifts to say, “Youβre lifting heavy for a girl.” My response? A very mature eye-roll and adding 10lbs to the…
Read moreOkay, real talk: When my BFF texted “Girl, what are you doing tonight?” last Friday, I replied: “Marinating chicken thighs and debating Nietzsche with my houseplants.” πΏπ· Cue the “youβre weird” sticker storm….
Read moreOkay, confession time π¬: I spent last monthβs vacation obsessively Instagramming sunset pics while actually missing the sunset. The cosmic pink-orange meltdown happened right behind me… and I didnβt even look up from…
Read moreStop the Treadmill Torture: How I Became a Real-Life Superhero Through Functional Fitness π¦ΈβοΈ
Okay, letβs get real. Two months ago, I nearly face-planted in the cereal aisle trying to lift a 20-pound box of organic granola. π₯£ There I was β a woman who could βcrushβ…
Read moreOkay, real talk: When was the last time you felt like an absolute badass justβ¦existing? π§ For years, my fitness journey looked like this: panic-weighing myself every morning, crying over 0.5kg fluctuations, and…
Read moreOkay ladies, letβs get real. Last Tuesday, I canceled three meetings to binge-watch Bridgerton while mainlining chocolate-covered almonds. Was I lazy? Nope β just hormonally savvy. Turns out, my uterus had been sending…
Read moreOkay babes, let me tell you about the time I accidentally became a woo-woo meditation convert while just trying to fix my bad posture. π Remember that phase when everyone was buying those…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I used to think yoga was just expensive napping. π€ΈβοΈ Cue me dramatically rolling eyes at Lululemon-clad influencers π Then came 2020 β the year my stress levels moonwalked past…
Read moreOkay, letβs get real. If youβd told me two years ago that Iβd be voluntarily rolling out a yoga mat at 6 a.m. instead of smashing my snooze button, Iβd have laughed while…
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