Okay, real talk: how many of you have 17 tabs open right now? 🙋♀️ [sips matcha latte while aggressively typing Slack messages] I used to wear “busy” like a designer handbag – until…
Read moreOkay, real talk: When my BFF texted “Girl, what are you doing tonight?” last Friday, I replied: “Marinating chicken thighs and debating Nietzsche with my houseplants.” 🌿🍷 Cue the “you’re weird” sticker storm….
Read moreOkay, real talk: did anyone else’s brain just… delete the concept of “tidiness” during the pandemic? 🙃 One day I was color-coding my spice rack like a Pinterest goddess, the next I was…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. Who else has cried over a half-finished to-do list at 2 AM while stress-eating cold pizza? 🙋♀️ Raise your hand if you’ve ever googled “how to wake up…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has 17 tabs open right now? 🙋♀️ raises coffee-stained hand For years, I treated time management like a military operation. Color-coded calendars, productivity apps that bullied me with…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. Last Tuesday I showed up to a Zoom meeting wearing one navy pump and one black kitten heel. My cat had hidden the other navy shoe (rude!) while…
Read moreOkay babes, let me tell you about the day I accidentally spilled cold brew on my color-coded planner and discovered I’d been productivity-shaming myself for years. ☕️🤦♀️ Remember those TikTok tours of “perfect…
Read morePicture this: me, 11 PM, standing in the cereal aisle of a 24-hour grocery store wearing pajama pants and mismatched socks, sobbing over a box of gluten-free granola. Why? Because my color-coded Google…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else feels like they’re constantly herding hyperactive kittens while juggling flaming torches? 🙃 Last month, I literally showed up to a Zoom meeting wearing two different earrings while…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. Raise your hand if your to-do list currently looks like a Jackson Pollock painting 🎨 – chaotic, confusing, and low-key stressing you out? raises both hands…
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