Okay, let’s get real for a sec. Last week, I stumbled into my local coffee shop looking like a raccoon who’d binge-watched Netflix until 3 AM (because… I had). But instead of the…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 🫣 Remember that time I spent $89 on a “miracle” serum that promised glass skin… only to wake up looking like a pepperoni pizza? 🍕✨ Yeah, me too. Today,…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. Last week I tried that viral “sunset eyeshadow look” and ended up looking like a traffic cone threw up on my face 🚦🍊. Cute? No. Terrifying? Absolutely. That’s…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you looked in the mirror and actually liked what you saw? 🧐 For years, I treated my face like a DIY project – slapping on…
Read moreOkay, real talk: how many times have you watched a runway show and thought, “Gorgeous, but I’d look like a glittery raccoon if I tried that”? 🦝✨ Same, babe. Last month, though, I…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. One time, I bumped into my ex at a coffee shop while wearing yesterday’s mascara smudges and a “I definitely didn’t sleep” vibe. 💀 Since then, I’ve made it…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 👀 Have you ever borrowed your friend’s “miracle” serum, only to wake up looking like a pepperoni pizza? 🍕 Same, girl. Last month, I slathered on…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – I was halfway through my third oat milk latte this week when I overheard two women at the café debating whether $120 serums actually make your skin “age…
Read moreOkay, spill the tea ☕ – how many times have you watched a “universal” makeup tutorial only to end up looking like a toddler attacked you with a glitter crayon? 🙃 Same, girl….
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real 💅. Last week, my credit card literally cried when I tried buying that viral $70 “miracle” serum. Spoiler: I walked away empty-handed. But guess what? My skin’s still…
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