Okay, spill the tea ☕ – who else has tried every $75 serum only to wake up looking like a pepperoni pizza? 🙋♀️ Last month, I found myself rage-texting my bestie at 2AM:…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has a bathroom drawer full of half-used lipsticks that “sparked joy” for exactly 3 days? 🙋♀️ Raise your hand if you’ve ever panic-bought a $5 highlighter because “it’s…
Read moreOkay, real talk ladies 👀 – did anyone else wake up one day and realize their trusty makeup routine suddenly started betraying them? Like, why does my concealer now settle into lines I…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 🫣 How many of you have ever slammed a mascara wand into your eyeball at 7 AM and thought, “This is my self-care?” 🙋♀️ Yeah, me…
Read moreOkay, let’s be real – nobody actually looks fresh after inhaling recycled airplane air for half a day. I used to disembark looking like a crumpled tissue paper until I cracked the code…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Picture this: I’m sprinting through Heathrow Airport, late for my 14th flight this month, when a TSA agent stops me. Not for my oversized liquid bag (oops), but to…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else has ugly-cried over a Zoom call this week? 🙋♀️ There I was last Tuesday, 11PM, eating cold pizza over spreadsheets when my reflection in the dark screen…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has cried in a Sephora dressing room? 🙋♀️ No? Just me? Cool, cool. Let’s just say my relationship with lipstick used to be… complicated. It wasn’t until I…
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