Picture this: I’m sipping oat milk lattes at my favorite café (yes, I’ve earned the right to overpay for coffee), and a 20-something girl compliments my leopard-print blazer. “Where’s it from?” she asks….
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 🙃 Ever had one of those mornings where your face looks like it’s been through a laundry cycle, but your schedule demands you show up like a glowing goddess?…
Read moreOkay ladies, confession time… I once thought skincare routines were ✨capitalist conspiracies✨ to sell us 12-step regimens. Then I tried “simplifying” (read: using bar soap and wishful thinking) for seven days. Spoiler: My…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. Last week, I accidentally splurged $45 on a “miracle” mascara that promised to give me “unicorn lashes.” Spoiler: it made me look like a sleepy raccoon. 🦝✨ That’s…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. Remember that time I accidentally gave myself clown cheeks with bronzer? 🎨 Or when I used a “gentle” exfoliator that left me redder than a lobster?…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. 👀 Last week, I caught myself Googling “why do my jeans suddenly hate me?” at 3 AM. Not my finest moment, but here’s the tea: aging isn’t about…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. Two years ago, my closet looked like a TikTok haul video exploded in it 🎇. Fast fashion polyester mountains, expired serums I impulse-bought during a 3AM insomnia scroll,…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – I just accidentally used body butter as hair mask (don’t ask 🥴), but guess what? My curls have NEVER been bouncier?! Which got me thinking – maybe…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 🐱👩🎨 Imagine this: You’re rushing to prep for a Zoom meeting and a dinner date (because adulting means double-booking yourself into oblivion), only to find Mr….
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