Let me paint you a picture: it’s 10 AM, and I’m sipping lavender oat milk latte 3 while my cat, Sir Whiskers Von Fluffington, naps strategically across my keyboard. Meanwhile, my bestie Sarah…
Read moreOkay, who else feels like 24 hours is a cruel joke invented by the universe? 🙃 Raise your hand if you’ve ever panic-scrolled through TikTok at midnight wondering when laundry magically folds itself….
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. Last Tuesday, I stared at my reflection while gulping down my third espresso and thought: “Why does my skin look like a crumpled paper bag, but…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 🫣 How many of us have fallen down the ThatGirl rabbit hole, convinced that waking up at dawn, chugging celery juice, and bullet journaling like a…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. Ever had one of those days where you’re sprinting between Zoom meetings, laundry piles, and a dog that’s side-eyeing you for forgetting walk time? 🙃 Raises…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – who else has accidentally turned their morning coffee run into a full-blown business meeting? ☕️ Last Tuesday, I found myself negotiating graphic design rates with a client…
Read moreOkay, real talk: When was the last time you fist-bumped your uterus for doing its thing? 🙌 If your answer is “never” or “when hell freezes over,” hi, we need to chat. I…
Read moreOkay girls, let’s get real. Last week I nearly peed myself laughing at a cat video in the grocery store parking lot. 🐱💦 Mortifying? Absolutely. But here’s the kicker – when I texted…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I spilled oat milk latte on my laptop and found a wilted kale smoothie from 2021 lurking in my fridge. 🥤💀 That’s when I realized: my “chaotic…
Read moreLet me tell you a secret: I used to screenshot productivity TikTok’s while brushing my teeth. Multitasking queen? More like anxiety-driven raccoon rummaging through a dumpster of to-do lists 🦝. Then one Tuesday,…
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