Okay, let’s start with full transparency: I killed a cactus last month. A cactus. The plant that thrives on neglect. Meanwhile, my Instagram feed insists I should be acing sourdough baking, hosting immaculate…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 👀 Yesterday, I was at Whole Foods when a toddler near the avocados had a meltdown so epic it could’ve been a Marvel origin story. The mom? She just……
Read moreSo, last week I spilled my oat milk latte while arguing with my 4-year-old about why we can’t adopt every stray cat in the neighborhood. As I wiped up the mess, it hit…
Read moreLet’s start with a confession: I once spent 37 minutes crafting a dating app bio that said absolutely nothing about me. “Adventure seeker! Wine enthusiast! Dog mom!” 🐶 Sound familiar? Girl, we’ve all…
Read moreOkay real talk – who else has spent 37 minutes trying to photograph avocado toast only to realize it now looks like a soggy science experiment? 🙋♀️ Last Tuesday, I found myself crouched…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you looked in the mirror and genuinely thought, “Damn, I’m killing it”? 🥂 If your answer is “uhhh…” followed by nervous laughter, welcome to the…
Read moreLet me tell you a secret: I used to dream about working in pajamas. Now? I’ve accidentally worn my slippers to three Zoom meetings this month. 🐧 Welcome to the remote work revolution…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 🍵 The other day, I spilled matcha all over my white blouse right before a Zoom meeting. Instead of panicking, I laughed and said, “Yep, this…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real—who else thought running a business meant looking like Blake Lively in a pantsuit while sipping matcha lattes? 🙃 Spoiler: My “CEO era” started with me crying over a…
Read moreOkay but can we talk about how parenting manuals should come with a disclaimer? “May cause existential crises, questionable snack choices, and spontaneous crying in parking lots.” 🍷🔮 Let me tell you what…
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