Okay, let’s get real for a sec. 👀 Yesterday, I caught myself staring at my bathroom shelf – you know, the one cluttered with “miracle” creams and TikTok-viral serums – and thought: Why…
Read moreOkay, let’s start with full transparency: I used to gag at “good vibes only” culture. 🙄 Like, are we just ignoring that my coffee spilled, my Zoom froze, and my dog ate my…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a hot second. 👀 Remember that time I showed up to a rooftop networking event wearing two different earrings, spilled Aperol spritz on the CEO’s white sneakers, and…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else spent 2023 convinced slugging was the answer to all life’s problems? 🙋♀️ Spoiler alert: My pillowcase looked like a greasy crime scene, and my breakouts staged a…
Read moreSo I accidentally swiped right on a guy holding a python last night 🐍. Not metaphorically – an actual 6-foot snake coiled around his torso like a scaly scarf. This, my friends, is…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real about this whole “happily ever after” business 👰♀️💍. Two years ago, I stood in a David’s Bridal dressing room ugly-crying into a tulle monstrosity that cost more than…
Read moreOkay real talk – when’s the last time you looked in the mirror and actually liked what you saw? 👀 For years, I treated my body like a DIY project gone wrong, slathering…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. Two years ago, I nearly canceled a job interview because I spent 47 minutes crying in a Starbucks bathroom. Why? My “power blazer” felt like a Halloween costume,…
Read moreOkay honey, let me tell you about the time I completely bombed a job interview by nervously comparing corporate strategy to my cat’s chess-playing skills. 🐈⬛ (Spoiler: Mittens doesn’t play chess.) That cringe-fest…
Read moreHey lovelies! 👋 Let’s get real – parenting feels like trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the instructions 90% of the time, right? 😅 Last week, my 6-year-old proudly showed me a “dinosaur”…
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